All Bald Guy Greetings are printed on recycled paper and measure 5 x 7 inches. (vertical)
In addition to our cards being funny -- each Bald Guy Greetings envelope has a funny message printed on the inside of the flap.
They say things like...
"Man, what a wasted opportunity. We should have written something funny here."
"Why are you reading the inside of your envelope? Read the card, it's much funnier."
"This envelope was printed on 28# White Wove Stock. But we can't imagine why you would ever need to know that."
"Become a fan of Bald Guy Greetings on Facebook. BAM! You just got marketed at."
"This envelope was written by the same guy who wrote this greeting card. Probably not a big deal for you, but can you imagine how excited he is."
Wow! You read all of those. Thank you so much.
I hope I'm not out of line when I say that you are amazing at your job and I look forward to working with you.
-The Bald Guy (Ian)