Our handcrafted bar soap is not only super rich and full of lather, but also some fun! Each bar is hand wrapped and labeled. Please note that due to paper availability - the print of the wrapping may vary from the picture.
Sexy Cougar
Printed on the back label:
FOR THOSE WOMEN WHO ARE ON TOP OF THEIR GAME...WHO STAY ON TOP OF THEIR GAME...WHO EAT THEIR GAME,,,,SLOWLY FOR FUN! A SCENT OF ROSEWOOD AND MUSK.
Dirty B*tch
Printed on the back label:
WASH AWAY YOUR SINS AND REVEAL IN PURE BITCHINESS! A PEDIGREE OF HIGH SOCIETY, WITH EXQUISITE MANNERS TASTE AND BREEDING....SOME PEOPLE CALL IT BITCHY....WE CALL IT....FABULOUS!
A FABULOUS SCENT OF JAPANESE CHERRY BLOSSOM.
Filthy Beaver
Printed on the back label:
SERIOUSLY....IF MEN WANT US TO SAVE A HORSE AND RIDE A COWBOY, THEY NEED TO LEARN TO SAVE A TREE AND EAT A BEAVER! A WONDERFUL WHITE NECTARINE SCENT!
Coffee Whore
Printed on the back label:
You know who you are! You just got to have it everyday, and more than once! In fact, you need to have it several times a day or you'll just go out of your mind.
That delicious fresh-brewed cup of delicious coffee! You know you want it!
Infused with Coffee House fragrance oils and real ground coffee!
Funk B Gone
Printed on the back label:
SOMETIMES THE FUNK IS JUST TOO MUCH! THIS RICH PRODUCT OF LEMONGRASS AND SAGE SCENTS IS SURE TO DE-FUNK THE FUNKIEST!
Fall on your A**
Printed on the back label:
GET OUT OF THE GUTTER AND WASH AWAY YOUR WORRIES WITH REAL WINE INFUSED SOAP. REAL WINE IS INFUSED ALONG WITH FRAGRANCE INTO THIS REFRESHING SOAP! SCENTED WITH REAL WINE AND FRESH STRAWBERRY SCENT - IT IS VERY UNIQUE!
Hot Flashes
Printed on the back label:
WHEN YOU ASKED FOR A SMOKING HOT BODY - HOT FLASHES MAY HAVE NOT BEEN WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND! ENJOY YOUR OWN PERSONAL SUMMER AND COOL OFF WITH THIS GREAT SOAP WITH A HINT OF RUBY RED GRAPEFRUIT!
Stud Suds
Printed on the back label:
AFTER HITTING THE WEIGHT ROOM - THE STUDLIEST OF MEN LIKE TO SUDS UP! EVEN IF YOU'VE NEVER A SEEN A WEIGHT ROOM - YOU CAN STILL BE STUDLY! THIS MANLY CLEAN SCENT A CLEAN SCENT REMINISCENT OF COOL WATER.
Stress Relief
Printed on the back label:
RELIEF FROM EVERYDAY STRESS! A TANTALIZING COMBINATION OF SPEARMINT AND EUCALYPTUS WILL SEND YOUR SPIRITS SOARING!