Some Days I Impress Myself. Other Days I Put My Keys in the Fridge. Teal notepad. 4.25"x5.5" with 50 sheets. Chipboard backing and packaged in a cellophane sleeve. To do list, blank notepad, scratch pad, memo pad Check out our other sarcastic, snarky, cute, funny and sweet notepads. There is something for everyone and they come in bright, fun colors.